Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Hills Family Motto

Our family motto should be "Nothing Is Ever Simple".

Everything we try to do is complicated by all sorts of factors. Take the backdoor project. It started about one year ago and has so far included the following:

  • organising an occupational therapist visit to assess the back door and toilet for wheelchair accessibility;
  • getting a builder in to do a quote;
  • sending the OT report and quote to the funding agency;
  • pestering the funding agency for 6 months;
  • funding agency announces they can no longer provide funds for children under 18;
  • making phone calls to see if anyone else can fund the project - which they can't;
  • getting back to original funding agency to say we have no alternatives;
  • funding finally approved and builder contacted;
  • builder arranges to begin project - does one week's work;
  • builder away;
  • builder returns and cuts a hole in the lounge room wall;
  • new glass door SHATTERS! Need to get replacement door and fit it before nightfall;
  • hoist motor - which was working perfectly one year ago when the whole saga began - is no longer working;
  • builder disappears with hoist and desperately tries to get someone to fix motor;

And that's where we are at today. At least we do have a door and landing, but I am wondering what can possibly go wrong when the builder begins to work on the toilet!!! Visions of broken pipes and sewerage are beginning to haunt me already.

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